pros and cons of graffiti

June 10, 2009

I think graffiti can be good and bad for our community.  Like it would be bad if you put graffiti on some guys private property who did not want it there.  Or if you put something that was profane or was offensive to certain people or a gang sign or something like that.  An example of good graffiti would be something creative that made that area look nicer.  like a graffiti mural or something. I think it is too bad that you cannot graffiti in public and it looks nice.  It should not be vandalism if it just makes something look cool.  They should pass a bill in congress that says if graffiti looks cool and it is not offensive then it should be legal.  you could make a wall downtown for everybody in community to put their own graffiti on.  And if you do bad graffiti the punishment should be worse if you put something mean and nasty because there is never a good reason to do something like thatgraffiti1

people fighting

June 9, 2009

gladiator_lthis picture shows two people fighting with medieval weapons.  so it must be way back in time when people used those kind of weapons.  or it could be one of those places like in role models where a bunch of nerdy people go to play castle and hit each other with card board swords and pretend to die.  It’s probably not that though.  these people fighting are not nerdy weaklings they are gladiators fighting for their lives in a stadium in rome.  if you lose a fight and you are a gladiator then the other guy gets to kill you. which sucks.  I think the guy on the right will win because his weapon looks way better.  and the guy on the left is wearing things on his feet that look like booties that are really feminine.  there are also a lot of other gladiators that are fighting each other so it must be a gladiator battle.

cemetery story

June 4, 2009

harry and sophie never intended to be at the cemetery after dark, but this cemetery would be way creepier if it was dark because you could not see whether or not something could jump out at you from the darkness like a werewolf or a bat or something and you would not know until it was on top of you killing you because you could’nt see it coming and it would would hurt you real bad.  walking in a cemetery at night would be creepy because you know you are walking on dead people.  a dead guy could get offended and his hand could pop out of the ground and grab your ankle like in the cliche’ zombie movies.  Then zombies would start coming out of the ground and their tombs to hold you down and eat your brains because that is what zombies eat brains. harry and sophie screamed as their brains were devoured by hungry zombies.

old lady on a bench

June 3, 2009

This looks like an old lady is talking to two statues.  probably because she does not have any other friends that are real.  she does not have any other real friends.  Or the two statues could have been real people at one point but then they turned into stone statues by an evil wizard who has evil magic.  and the old lady is seriously ticked off at the wizard for turning her buddies into stone statues.  BUT the old lady knows that the spell will only last a little more because it has been 20 minutes and the spell will be over soon.  The statue people want revenge on the bad wizard for turning them to statues.  so the stone people will tackle him and take all his stuff. then the wizard will apologize because he is sorry so he can get all his stuff back.  but they won’t give it to him because they are still mad.

time

May 29, 2009

I see a dude with a clock for a head and face, holding his arms out like he’s saying I don’t know.   there are four clocks in the picture.  but they all have different times on them which is a little weird.  The man in the picture is wearing a suit and tie.  There is a hand of a clock painted on the wall behind him.  There is a clock floating in each of his hands.  Time is how we describe when.  Time could probably be measured in something other than months or days or years it probably on some other planet.  Time stands still for me when I’m in school and during practice and when I’m holding my breath.  I would relive the moment in when I decided not to wrestle in middle school state.  To waste  time is to be doing something that is not productive.  manage time is to be doing something that is productive.

lost in the woods

May 28, 2009

lost in the woods, the traveler looked up to see a bare lonely looking tree, but wait… There was something else… A form , outlined by the brilliant white moonlight.  It was a beastly hairy looking thing… yet vaguely human.  The traveler was trying to discern just what the thing was… that was when it moved.  with blinding speed it shot down out of the tree to stand next to the weary traveler.  He could finally make out what the creature actually was.  It was a werewolf that looked very hungry and was foaming at the mouth.  the horrible beast swung at the unfortunate traveler with huge blunt powerful claws.  the leaf strewn ground was painted a sickly crimson color as the werewolf finished his feast and began to search for more prey.

birdhouse tree

May 21, 2009

This picture looks like a tree with many birdhouses hanging from it.  It kind of looks like my back yard because my mom is like obsessed with birds so she puts up bird feeders everywhere and birdbatths an stuff.  I got her a super soaker for mothers day so she could shoot all crows and squirrels and all the other unwanted animals.  If a crow or a squirrel lands on the birdfeeder she yells and runs outside with her super soaker and squirts the unfortunate animal.  I think she enjoys squirting crows more than watchhing and enjoying the feeder.  She is always looking for this one type of bird called a red breasted warbler, but is never at the birdfeeder ever.  she cares a lot about her birdfeeders an she spends almost as much money on them as she does me.  she does the same thing with the cats.

doggies

May 20, 2009

I think people are attracted to dogs because, dogs will always love you even if you are ugly or you smell bad or you are poor,  they will always love you.  Dogs will only love you though, if you love them back.  Another thing that is appealing about dogs is that they are always happy to see you after you get from school or work which is really good for some people.  Whenever I get back from school my dog is consistantly waiting for me and is happy and licking me all over.  I always say hi to my dog and wrestle with her for like five minutes before I go do whatever I was gonna do at my house.  My dog’s name is georgie and she is a labradoodle which is a cross between a lab and a poodle.  my mom always pampers my dog too much, Georgie gets two walks a day and special dog food which is really expensive.  blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

washed up ronald

May 15, 2009

This picture looks like Ronald Mcdonald got fired and is now a washed up bum.  He is smoking a ciggarette and pushing a shopping cart full with filthy garbage.  All of the kids in the background are all scared because they think he is a dangerous homeless man who will take their lunch money and go bye alchahol with it.  Ronald has come a long way from selling happy meals to little fat kids.  being rejected by Mcdonald’s must be harsh on the ego.  So now the creepy clown walks the streets like some wierdo clown zombie bum.  he lives in complete shame hating who he is.  Everyone looks at him in scorn and disgust.  He lives his life in the past always thinking about what he once was.

PIRAHNAs

May 7, 2009

The boys that are jumping into the water cannot smell anything because their noses are filled with water.  they hear each other yelling as they fall into the water.  they taste the salt water.  They feel the wetness of the ocean as they fall in.  They see the water rushing up at them from below.  unfortuonately for them they were not aware of the swarm of pirahnas that escaped from the zoo that morning.  One of the boys yelled as a pirahna nipped at his toe.  Then they all screamed in unison as their heads dissapeared under cloudy waters.  The water turned scarlet as the 3foot long pirahnas feasted on their helpless prey.  Pirahnas fought each other over the tattered remains of flesh.


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